Who Remembers Milton Berle?

Milton BerleHe said this:

Laughter is an instant vacation.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison – if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s sixth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do, but I don’t know how to make it interesting.

Source: Brainy Quotes


One response to “Who Remembers Milton Berle?

  1. And another: if opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door