Laughter is an instant vacation.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison – if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s sixth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do, but I don’t know how to make it interesting.
Source: Brainy Quotes