I would like to thank the four wise and witty respondents for their invaluable contributions. At the same time, may I offer two of my own:
There was a young fellow called Climb
Who attempted a lady called Mime
But why, asked the porter,
You can tempt my daughter
But Mime is reserved for the rhyme.
A chap played a good game of chess
And tempted a girl named Duress
Attempting a lot of finnesse
And making an enormous mess
Oh, quelle embarras de richesses!