Frenchman Quits ISIS Because It Was Too Hard to Stop Smoking

Flavien Moreau, 27, was the first French citizen to be tried for his short-lived involvement in the terrorist group ISIS. He received the maximum sentence offered by the prosecution – seven years in prison. But why, in January 2013, was he finally caught? French police didn’t invade a Syrian camp to extradite him, did they?

Definitely not. He actually came back of his own accord, because an even more lethal force was calling him: smoking. France 24 reports on the very strange case: “I really struggled with not smoking,” Moreau testified before the court. “It was forbidden by the katiba [a group of Islamist militants]. I had brought Nicorette gum with me, but it wasn’t enough. So, I left my gun with my emir and I left.”

Moreau briefly returned to France, but had not yet given up on his dream of returning to Syria. He tried on several occasions to find his way back to “the land of jihad,” but because his name was now known to counter-terrorist services in Europe and North Africa, he was refused entry to a number of countries.

Moreau seems like a troubled kid – he is South Korean, but was adopted by a French family when he was two, and was involved in a number of criminal activities growing up, leading to 13 convictions (prior to his arrest last year) for a number of crimes including assault and armed robbery.

Still, if his confession is true, only one thing could lure him away from what would have been his most terrible crime yet: cigarettes.

Source: Salon, November 20


3 responses to “Frenchman Quits ISIS Because It Was Too Hard to Stop Smoking

  1. Thank you Eric. This is as near to hilarious as things concerning ISIS can get. Reminds me of a French friend years ago having hypnotism to help him quit smoking. Later he told us (in heavy French accent) “yes, it may the cigarettes taste terrr ee bul; but I persisted and now they taste all right.”

  2. Wonder if it was Gitanes that lured him back to the West or if he was a Marlboro Man…

  3. Old habits (of body and mind) may die, only to be resurrected anew… somewhere else.