A Joke for First-year Philosophy Students Only

Descartes

René Descartes is attending a soirée at the Palais of Versailles.

A sommelier approaches and asks, “Monsieur Descartes, would you like a glass of wine?”

Descartes pauses and answers, “I think not.”

And – poof! – he disappears.

Source: Charles Small (Curmudgeon), who may have got it in a dream from Louis XIV

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2 responses to “A Joke for First-year Philosophy Students Only

  1. Not only philosophy students. Wayne and Schuster could have used it.